Me: "Delete Sys32. It makes your internet go faster. Don't buy a new router."
Friend: "Why not?"
Me: It costs a lot of money, so just delete sys32."
Friend: "Okay. I'm looking up ways to do that."
Me: *facepalms then grins with a huge thumbs up* "April fools! You know nothing about computers, child."
After that he sulked away...
Oh. And Happy April Fools day PJ!
once i said go to hell to my eclipse and it replied
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grow up loser it's a syntax error.
A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's handphone.
Woman: "Hey! Thats private OK!?"
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"
PS: This joke has been modified a bit
99 little bugs in the code,
99 little bugs,
Take one down, Patch it around,
117 little bugs in the code.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop
now no one will open internet explorer haha
One programmer tells to another programmer:
- İ would like... to kiss my girlfriend yesterday. But she : "Access Denied" .
Second programmer:
- And mine: "Sharing violation"
If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say “I’m glad you don’t dress like that”.
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence,
the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?
wat does c++ says to c
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tat u dont have a class
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